The Seahawks announced that Carroll would no longer be head coach of the team, but transfer to an adviser position next season.
Which leaves us all with a big question: who’s next?
There’s quite a bit of speculation out there already, ranging from Cowboys defensive coordinator Dan Quinn to former Titans head coach Mike Vrabel. Here are some of our own, totally serious ideas.
An orca
Okay, but listen, we’ve all seen what the whales have done to boats in the European waters — imagine what they could do when also in charge of 53 super buff dudes. PNW orcas would seize control of all waters and secure a spot at the 2025 Super Bowl just because they can.
Bill Belichick
Fans certainly remember when the Patriots robbed us of a second Super Bowl win in 2015 with a last-minute interception. Rumor has it Belichick may be leaving New England soon, so this could either be a genius move to bring in another Hall of Fame coach to make it up to us or part of the coach’s evil plan to add salt to our still-bleeding wound through sabotage. We’re on to you, Belichick.
Mayor Bruce Harrell
Seattle’s leader was a former star linebacker at UW, and the Seahawks love defense. We’ve also personally seen the mayor at public events drop for push-ups or shoot some hoops. There’s just no way the idea hasn’t at least crossed his mind following the UW vs. Michigan championship game.
One of our Instagram followers
Budding coaching candidate @you_already_schnow commented online to let us know his plans once he takes over as coach: “I fully intend on wrestling and then taming a wild rhino. I’ll stick em at DE.” This sounds promising enough to us.
Asked
Who would you like to see take over the job?
A. Dan Quinn (Cowboys defensive coordinator) B. Mike Vrabel (former Titans head coach) C. An internal option D. The orcas (I support their plans for world domination)
Capitol Hill Art Walk | Thursday, Jan. 11-Thursday, July 11 | Times vary | Capitol Hill Neighborhood, 1635 11th Ave., Seattle | Free | Tour the neighborhood, meet artists, and maybe take home something new for your wall.
Sundance Film Festival Short Film Tour | Thursday, Jan. 11-Sunday, Jan. 14 | Times vary | Northwest Film Forum, 1515 12th Ave, Seattle | $7-$14 | If you weren’t able to trek out to Utah during 2023’s Sundance fest, seven flicks from up-and-coming directors are coming to you instead.
Friday, Jan. 12
Puddles Pity Party | Friday, Jan. 12 | 8 p.m. | The Showbox, 1426 First Ave., Seattle | $39.50-$59.50 | This seven-foot tall clown has quite a beautiful voice that got him all the way to “America’s Got Talent.”
Saturday, Jan. 13
Golden Gardens Park Work Party | Saturday, Jan. 13-Saturday, May 11 | Times vary | Golden Gardens Park, 8498 Seaview Place NW, Seattle | Free | Grab your boots and get ready to help remove invasive weeds and plant native species to keep this park lusciously beautiful.
Beer + Yoga | Saturday, Jan. 13 | 10:30-11:30 a.m. | Stoup Brewing Kenmore, 6704 NE 181st St., Kenmore | $20 | Wake up those muscles with some stretching and a follow-up morning beer.
Open Mic Night | Saturday, Jan. 13-Saturday, May 11 | Times vary | Inside, 1313 Fourth Ave., Seattle | $5 | Grab a drink and share that poem, song, comedy routine, or dance that you’ve been working on.
Sunday, Jan. 14
Bad B*tch Brunch | Sunday, Jan. 14 | 11 a.m.-12 p.m. | Queer/Bar, 1518 11th Ave., Seattle | $25-$125 | Cheer on some of Seattle’s sauciest burlesque dancers while you chow down on an omelette.
You’re invited to an exclusive culinary experience at the Space Needle
Sip on craft cocktails, like the Intangible (pictured above), during the experience. | Photo provided by Space Needle
Looking for a change of scenery for your next night out? Look to the sky — or the Space Needle, that is. Indulge in an exclusive culinary experience in the iconic Space Needle upon the world’s first and only revolving glass floor, 500 ft. above Seattle.
The Loupe Lounge offers guests limited-edition menus each Loupe season, featuring showstopping mixology paired with locally-influenced food towers to bring your night out to new heights. Prepaid reservations include VIP entry, a pre-selected multi-course culinary tower, three craft cocktails, and dessert.
A luxury hotel slated to open in Bellevue this month has pushed back its debut until at least the end of February. The $1 billion InterContinental Bellevue had been delayed before, originally slated to open in October. (Puget Sound Business Journal)
Community
The King County Regional Homelessness Authority has opened additional severe weather shelters for those at risk of exposure to this week’s chilling temperatures. These shelters are expected to remain open until at least Sunday morning. (Seattle Times)
Arts
Warm up those singing voices — the Seattle Opera has released its 2024/25 season schedule featuring productions like “Pagliacci,” “Jubilee,” and “The Magic Flute.” Season tickets are on sale now starting at $255.
Watch
Former Univison anchor Jaime Méndez has launched an independent, Spanish-language newscast for Western Washingtonians. His program, titled Jaime Mendez News, is streaming on Facebook, YouTube, and Instagram. (Seattle Times)
Coming Soon
If you notice the scent of cotton candy wafting in White Center, it’s likely carnival-themed bar Unicorn’s new expansion. The owners of the Capitol Hill party staple have reinvigorated plans to renovate a 25,000-sqft space on 17th Avenue SW for 2024. It will have a 64-ft long bar and a teacup ride. (Capitol Hill Seattle)
Travel
Alaska Airlines has canceled several more of its flights through Saturday for mandatory inspections of its Boeing 737 Max 9 planes. Of 68 flights that were canceled at Sea-Tac Wednesday, 66 were Alaska Airlines flights. Check FlightAware for updates. (My Northwest)
Opening
A new crepe restaurant is opening in Bellevue next week featuring a menu that blends Asian and Mexican flavors. Crêperito opens its 920-sqft space Monday, Jan. 15 with dishes like strawberry Nutella crepes and crispy shrimp creperitos. (Downtown Bellevue Network)
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Community
Seattle/King County Clinic, happening Feb. 15-18 at Seattle Center, offers free vision, dental + medical care to people struggling to access/afford healthcare. Organizers need dental, medical, and eyecare professionals, social workers, health insurance investigators, interpreters, and others to fill a range of volunteer functions. Interested? Sign up to volunteer.*
Environment
The tide is high, but we’re holding on
King tides to sweep into Seattle area
King tides can cause a lot of debris to wash up on walkways and beaches. | Photo by @ecologywa via @kingcountydnrp
Just a heads up — the Puget Sound and other oceanic bodies of water around Seattle may look a little freaky deaky this weekend.
We’re about to get our first King Tide of the year. The tides are a normal phenomena that occur when the sun, moon, and Earth align to create the highest possible tides. They hit different parts of the Earth at different times of year (SoCal got some earlier this week).
Our King Tides are predicted for Sunday, Jan. 14-Tuesday, Jan. 16, with swells of up to 13 ft in vertical height.
They don’t always cause lots of damage, but it’s best to be prepared just in case.
Sign up for local alerts by texting SEATTLE to 67283.
Stay a safe distance away from waves and watch for slippery surfaces if you go to check out the tides.
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We asked this intensely personal question earlier this week after we recommended our own spots and got some great recs for you all. There were lots of cars involved.
“In your car overlooking the water at Carkeek Park. The view is beautiful on a clear day, but a rainy one gets the tears going.” — Brendan L.
“A work/study room at one of the Seattle Public Libraries.” — Kim H.
“In my car in any Dick’s Drive-In parking lot corner with a couple burgers, fries, and a shake.” — Fred G.
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