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One-star reviews of Mt. Rainier

Some are only a little impressed.

Mt. Rainier

We’ve seen better mountains.

Sure, mountains are impressive. But Mother Nature could always do better — even the majestic Mount Rainier.

Well, at least that’s what some people think — apparently a few locals are just not impressed.

Check out these real, honest-to-goodness one-star reviews of the 500,000-year-old volcano. Which, sure, may be jokes, but still took some effort to post.

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Screenshot via Google Reviews

Shhh, no one tell this person about winter.

Mt. Rainier review

Screenshot via Google Reviews

Clearly this person’s never used a dating app. The rest of us have gone a bit numb to the surprise.

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Screenshot via Google Reviews

Yeah, could someone please get on making this mountain look more real? Maybe Photoshop a few pimples on its face.

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