The future may be written in the stars — but Seattle is a tech town. That’s why we consulted an online artificial intelligence text generator to find out what August has in store for all the Zodiac signs.
Using basic prompts and some local language like “Pike Place” + “Seahawks,” we got the AI program to generate locally-driven horoscopes. Fortune favors the bots.
CAPRICORN: Dec. 22-Jan. 19
August is a time for growth and change — no matter what Seattleites might be used to. Capricorns, this month will bring you opportunities for a fresh start.
AQUARIUS: Jan. 20-Feb. 18
Aquarians, you’re the peacemakers of the zodiac. Seattleites are known for their progressive thinking and commitment to community. You’ll appreciate this city’s laid back vibe and love that everyone is welcome here.
PISCES: Feb. 19-March 20
Seattle is full of weirdos and wizards. Get ready for a month of conjuring, with Pisces at the center of it all.
ARIES: March 21-April 19
When the sun rises in Seattle, you feel energized and excited. You’re ready to take on new challenges, but you don’t like taking risks. The August horoscope for Aries focuses on finding balance between the adventurous side of your nature and the level-headed side that takes good care of all your responsibilities.
TAURUS: April 20-May 20
Seattle is a great town for Taurus, but you’ll want to take care of some important business first. Handle your finances, get caught up on all your chores, and make sure your kitchen is stocked with snacks and beverages.
GEMINI: May 21-June 20
Seattleites love to stay active and social — perfect for your sign! That said, you might want to be prepared for some minor delays today. You can feel them coming; it’ll be best if you stay at home or find another way around the city.
CANCER: June 21-July 22
Your Cancer will be able to appreciate the majesty of Pike Place in the morning sun and take in the incredible view of the Sound at sunset.
LEO: July 23-Aug. 22
Find a way to make your weekend feel like a vacation. Consider spending time with friends in the Great Outdoors or going on a road trip with your family and friends.
VIRGO: Aug. 23-Sept. 22
Seattle is the home of many Virgos, and you may have even noticed that the city’s thoughts move a bit like yours. What’s up with that? Are Virgos born to rule the world? Well, we’re still trying to figure that out. For now, let’s focus on what we can do with our minds and bodies here in Seattle: work hard and play even harder.
LIBRA: Sept. 23-Oct. 22
Your outgoing energy will attract new friends or clients, who share in your love of the great Northwest. They’ll be impressed by the beautiful scenery, friendly people and vibrant art scene that define this city.
SCORPIO: Oct. 23-Nov. 21
Scorpio, you’re known for your depth and intensity. This month, however, you’ll benefit from some levity as well. Take a hike through Discovery Park or paddle around the lake in your kayak.
SAGITTARIUS: Nov. 22-Dec. 21
If you’re a Sagittarius, you’re all about looking toward the future. This month, that means checking out the new Downtown Seattle Lodging, Pike Place Market and your favorite local Seahawks players. Seattle is full of surprises so get out and explore!