Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
Spongebob fans need no longer make the arduous journey to Bikini Bottom for a taste of the Krabby Patty secret formula — they can find it right here in Seattle.
Portage Bay bakery Saint Bread is offering a $22 limited-edition Krabby Patty Meal that comes with the following:
- Saint Krabby Patty — a beef patty topped with American cheese, bibb lettuce, red onion, sea-salted tomato, ketchup + mustard, and the quintessential “unhidden” pickles on a Hawai’ian bun
- Kelp Fries — crisp french fries dusted with nori seasoning, accompanied by a pineapple tartar sauce
- “Diet Dr. Kelp” — a (non diet) Dr. Pepper with a chamoy rim and topped with candied pineapple
Krabby Patty Meals are available in-person only, every day until Saturday Oct. 26, from 11 a.m. until sell-out.
Legend has it if you look away from even a single uneaten morsel, a miniature (evil?) green guy with antennas might swipe it for sinister purposes...
